im so sorry
when you clean your glasses it’s like switching from 240p to 720p
50 Shades of Grain
Cream of meat
i like pokemon because i get to crush the dreams of children and take their money
Gaga outside of her apartment in New York City a few moments ago.
Wow InuYasha looks great
This dude just walked into mcdonalds with a case of beer in hand and yelled “Where the fuck am I?”
Update: this dude just ordered 100 chicken nuggets. He is officially my idol.
facebook once banned me from commenting for 24 hours because I wouldn’t stop posting this image and got reported for inappropriate content
How Sherlock survived the fall
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
It is said in the oldest tomes that the Youngster Who Really Loves Shorts will be reborn eternally. Son of a thousand sons and forever young, cursed to walk the earth forever in comfortable easy leg wear as penance for some ancient transgression against a pants loving. king, searching for an answer to his curse. You won’t find it in this long grass, Youngster Who Really Loves Shorts. You won’t find it anywhere.
this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at him like a person and not just a sex object.
EMMA PICKETT HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE 8AM THIS MORNING WE DO NOT HAVE A CLUE WHERE SHE IS AND EVERYONE IS FLIPPING OUT. SHE HAS WHITE PLATINUM BLONDE HAIR BUT HAS RECENTLY DYED IT WITH A SHADE OF PURPLE. SHES A LOCAL GIRL FROM CUPERTINO HIGH SCHOOL, IF YOU HAVE SEEN ANYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE HER MESSAGE Kaz Matsui SO HE CAN NOTIFY HER PARENTS SHES A SWEETHEART AND I CANT BELIEVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO SHARE THIS WITH OTHER PEOPLE. WE NEED HER BACK HOME.
IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE NEAR THE BAY AREA OR SANTA CLARA AREA PLEASE KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THIS GIRL
*************UPDATE:PEOPLE HAVE CURRENTLY JUST TRACED HER PHONE TO THE PALO ALTO AREA, IF YOU LIVE NEAR THERE PLEASE KEEP AN EYE OUT KNOW ITS DARK OUTSIDE BUT WE NEED HER HOME****************
GUYS PLEASE HELP IF YOU LIVE IN THE BAY AREA
guys this is really important and relevant RIGHT NOW this girl went missing this morning
*By “this morning” we mean Wednesday, the 13th of November 2013, so yes, this is super recent plz boost
Let’s do what we can, everyone
I WANT TO CLEAR SOME THINGS UP.
Emma Pickett has been missing since 8am, the morning of Tuesday, November the 12th. She is 5’8”, roughly 110 pounds, with purple-grey hair and blue-green eyes. She left wearing a beanie that says “Stay Cute” and a sweater like the one in the picture I’ll include. The last time anyone has heard from her was 11 am yesterday (Tuesday the twelfth). I’ve spoken with her friend Martin and he says that when he spoke with her on the phone, at around eleven, she had had a sip of vodka and was apparently intoxicated. She’s very tall and very tiny, so only a small amount of alcohol could have done that to her. She sent a few messages to people such as Martin and myself saying things to the effect of “I love you, I’m sorry.” The police traced the last call/text she made to the Palo Alto area, about fifteen minutes outside of her home in Cupertino. Kazuma Matsui’s brother got an anonymous tip yesterday, as follows
I took these screencaps at 1:35 Central Standard Time, which is 11:35 Pacific Standard time, which means Kaz’s brother probably got this text around 11:21 pm last night, November the twelfth. Kaz and the police went out looking for her at the park and the surrounding area and didn’t find anything. Still no phone or car.
Emma’s mother (I am in direct contact with her) says this about her phone “I think her phone is off; of course I’ve left messages, but police said cell checks show no activity (& they have ATT doing ping checks every 15 min). I think she knew we would track her; she’s smart”
and this about the police’s efforts “The police have a state wide alert for license plate & are going to put out a press alert on evening news I think”
As of right now, 8:09 PST, they have not located Emma, her car, her phone, or anything that ties into her.
The license plate on her car is 4PIJ247. PLEASE LOOK FOR A BLACK JAGUAR (ABOUT A 2002) WITH THIS LICENSE PLATE.
We’re exploring all options. If you find out anything at all about Emma, please contact me, Paige on Emma’s blog, dogbun or at (760) 914-1623, Kaz on dog-san, or call (408) 299-2311 (this is the number the deputy gave me yesterday when she called) and tell them you have information about Emma Pickett.
Please hope really hard and pray, if that’s your thing.
Also, for the record, this is very real. This is very very real. Please message me if you have any questions or if you need for me to affirm the reality of this situation for you. I assure you that when Emma is found, she will be coming home to a good place. Again, if you don’t trust contacting me, please call the deputy. I am Emma’s girlfriend, and I’m very much in love with her. I want nothing but her safe return.
Here are a few more pictures for clarification.
(third one from the left—THIS IS THE SWEATER/HAT I BELIEVE SHE WAS WEARING WHEN SHE LEFT)
(this is an old picture from January but it’s still pretty accurate)
Thank you so so much. I appreciate everything you’re all doing.